On the Upbeat, Positively Carolan

Repub Prez — OMG!

Here’s What The First 100 Days
of a GOP Presidency Could Look Like

Reverse action on climate change. (Bad)

Repeal Obamacare. (Ultra Bad)

Deport, deport, deport. (More Bad)

Make America “great” again, and make China a loser. (Oh Sure)

Remind Congress that it’s super important for everyone to get along. (Tongue in cheek)

Wage yet another war against same-sex marriage. (Stupid)

Roll out the red carpet for Wall Street, and let them wipe their feet on consumers. (Middle class dies)

Reduce college student loan debt by discouraging liberal arts degrees. (Dumb)

Renege on the Iran deal. (Ah yes, onward to WAR)

End mass government surveillance? (And do what?)

Boost cybersecurity, somehow. (Hmmm)

Keep former lawmakers from going straight to K Street. (One good idea)

Invade Chinese airspace with Air Force One. (Their imbecility is showing)

Send Vladimir Putin a message — that we’re gonna keep doing what we’ve been doing. (But they are not)

Balance the budget, by sheer force of will. (And possibly the lives of the 98%)

 

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